July302014
  • [drunk joly voice] no ssshhh SSSHHH HE'S GONNA
  • [drunk joly voice] ok go
  • [drunk combeferre voice] theeeeeeeeeeere's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium........
2PM

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(Source: pumpingironman, via heyguysiwrotesomething)

12AM

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time. 

It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good. 

when I was a kid I figured turkish delight must taste like fucking unicorn dreams and then I tried it and

it’s jelly

it’s rose-flavored jelly 

i have come to the conclusion that edmund was a complete moron

(via lilyrighter)

12AM

wimpytav:

stop-turning-into-a-penguin:

krikorjabotian:

me in chemistry class

image

 unstable and not fully understood yet.

i’M IN MY

eLEMENT

(Source: tsav, via absentmindedninja)

12AM
12AM

yes okay but whose brilliant idea was it to pay for public school with fucking property taxes so kids in the poorest areas get the worst education

12AM

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

(via invite-me-to-your-memories)

July292014

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via averypotterwhovian)

3PM

ben-c:

bonaventure-:

if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically 

some person: hey asstown 
you: nah 
some person:

i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”

(via fuckyeahsassylucifer)

12AM

dislap:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went OK.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…OMg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

So I finally found the science side

(via lilyrighter)

12AM

(Source: kylekallgren, via lilyrighter)

12AM

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via lilyrighter)

July282014

telltaleink:

Let’s play Burn Read Rewrite. 
It’s like Kill Fuck Marry, but with  books. 
Put three books in my ask. 

(via lupinswilly)

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